The Little Engine That Just Can’t Even

1. The phrase “can’t even..”

2. The daily fuckery that happens with our government.

3. Whiny college (or post-college) children throwing a tantrum when they don’t like someone’s opinion that is different than their’s. 

4. Stupid chants at protests. Just because it rhymes doesn’t mean you’re going to bring about change.

5. People saying they’re “offended”.

6. People saying they’re moving to Mars.

7. People who say the Earth is flat.

UPDATE: 8. United Airlines


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