One does not simply watch something on Netflix. Its load screen is guarded by more than just a password. There is indecision there that does not just pick something, and the Great Remote is always changing. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with binge viewing and movies you’ve seen more than once and ancient actors looking for a comeback, the very screen you look at is a poisonous void. Not with ten thousand hours of free time could you do this. It is folly.